The Audi Sport Quattro looks like a steaming turd

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12/14/2016 at 00:07 • Filed to: None

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Overhangs longer than a radio tower.

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Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > TheHondaBro
12/14/2016 at 00:12

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Whoa there...... opinions are only allowed to go so far!


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheHondaBro
12/14/2016 at 00:15

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But it’s a fast steaming turd.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Maxima Speed
12/14/2016 at 00:16

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1V1 ME


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
12/14/2016 at 00:17

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > TheHondaBro
12/14/2016 at 00:21

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Such hot. So take. Many edgy.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > TheHondaBro
12/14/2016 at 00:23

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Whatchu sayin about overhangs?!?!

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
12/14/2016 at 00:24

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WS6 hood


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
12/14/2016 at 00:24

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waow


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > TheHondaBro
12/14/2016 at 00:29

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It’s a good thing radio towers are tall and not long, because otherwise things would be a little impractical.


Kinja'd!!! ciscokidinsf > TheHondaBro
12/14/2016 at 00:32

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Kinja'd!!! Milky > TheHondaBro
12/14/2016 at 00:34

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It has a shrunken wheel base, so the overhangs just look long.

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Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > TheHondaBro
12/14/2016 at 00:46

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Pre-facelift, it’s okay.


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
12/14/2016 at 01:08

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These are maybe the ugliest cars ever made


Kinja'd!!! Bytemite > TheHondaBro
12/14/2016 at 01:10

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I’ve been saying this all along. Audis are terrible. That front wheel needs to be shifted frontward about a foot, and the engine shifted back about a foot. That would make such a better car.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > TheHondaBro
12/14/2016 at 01:13

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This is hate speech, I have been triggered.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro
12/14/2016 at 01:21

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terminal understeer


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > TheHondaBro
12/14/2016 at 01:49

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Oh look... the only Audi I would ever like to own.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
12/14/2016 at 02:01

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difference between Pontiac and Audi is , Audi engine is in front of the axle line.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Nauraushaun
12/14/2016 at 02:11

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You trying to start a fight?


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > pip bip - choose Corrour
12/14/2016 at 02:13

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Whereas the Pontiac has air ahead of the axle centerline (and yet no space to work on the pop-ups)


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > TheHondaBro
12/14/2016 at 02:43

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But it goes like stink


Kinja'd!!! Craig.Stampfli > TheHondaBro
12/14/2016 at 03:54

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What’s wrong with overhangs?!


Kinja'd!!! nafsucof > TheHondaBro
12/14/2016 at 07:19

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It only looks like long over hangs because the took like a foot or out of the wheelbase.


Kinja'd!!! AuthiCooper1300 > Milky
12/14/2016 at 08:51

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And the windscreen is that of the Audi 80 – as requested by the drivers – to avoid the annoying reflections experienced with the rake of the screen in the original Quattro A1.


Kinja'd!!! AuthiCooper1300 > TheHondaBro
12/14/2016 at 09:27

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Whilst the Sport Quattro cannot be accused of being beautiful, for such a brutish, radical, full-steam-ahead-and-damn-the-torpedoes transformation into a proper Group B car it is almost handsome.

I bet Audi could not care less about the looks of the S1 and derivatives if that meant winning the World Rally Championship. In final competition E2 trim, with all its aero appendages, it was even less of a looker, but it certainly had... presence. Arguably more or less the same could be said of the MG Metro 6R4 or even the Delta S4.

For all its success, the Peugeot 205 Turbo 15 looked impossibly dumpy, and in Evo form, with that huge wing/spoiler on the roof, absolutely ridiculous.

Only Ford tried to give its car (the RS200) some sort of nice clothes (by Ghia) right from the beginning, but the jury is still out on whether they succeeded or not.


Kinja'd!!! AuthiCooper1300 > nafsucof
12/14/2016 at 09:30

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Exactly 32 cm.

I was still into slot cars at the time and thought it was a very convenient that to begin the transformation of a 1/32 Quattro A1 into an S1 you just had to cut and shut 1 cm aft the B-pillar.


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > TheHondaBro
12/14/2016 at 10:48

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Gotta drive one to understand. The AWD layout in these (and pre-EDL audis) is a blast to hoon.